My party guests just left like 2 hours ago and we really partied hard
There's a BF in my bed,
There's a pounding in my head
Glitter all over the room
Pink flamingos in the pool
I smell like a minibar
DJ's passed out in the yard
Barbie's on the barbeque
Is this a hickie or a bruise
Pictures of last night
Ended up online
I'm screwed
Oh well
It's a blacked out blur
But I'm pretty sure it ruled
Damn
Last Tuesday night
Yeah we danced on tabletops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot
Last Tuesday night
Yeah we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard
Last Tuesday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage a trios
Last Tuesday night
Yeah I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop-op
Whoa-oh-oah
This Tuesday night
Do it all again
This Tuesday night
Do it all again
Trying to connect the dots
Don't know what to tell my boss
Think the city towed my car
Chandelier is on the floor
With my favourite party dress
Warrants out for my arrest
Think I need a ginger ale
That was such an epic fail
Pictures of last night
Ended up online
I'm screwed
Oh well
It's a blacked out blur
But I'm pretty sure it ruled
Damn
Last Tuesday night
Yeah I say that but really it was more like this:
It's seven a.m.
Put my chap stick on.
Gonna read a maga about the number Seventeen.
Bathroom time in my very own office.
I do my hair then I do my teeth.
Then I shave my legs.
Just kidding I'm a bird.
Gotta get down to my green van.
Gosh it looks so green.
It even has a dent.
I have seven choices.
'Cuz I'm just a loner.
Gotta go make friends today.
Let's go to the zoo~.
~Chorus~
It's Tuesday, Tuesday.
Gotta do a hop on Tuesday.
Write an essay,
do ballet,
then we'll see how much we weigh.
Tuesday, Tuesday.
Gotta do a hop on Tuesday.
Stretching out this rubber band,
Girl Scout cookie in my hand.
Baking a, baking a CAKE.
Printing out, printing out, DRAKE.
Now it's time to watch T.V.
My favorite show is on at three.
~Second verse
Sittin' on top 'cuz i have no plans.
Bought some dirt so I planted plants.
Runnin' around,
looking at this light.
Pokemon White all day, all night.
Yeah, I got sniffles up my nose.
I wear this hat to look like a fly.
Bathroom break,
three times today.
Gotta wash your hands,
don't forget the soap.
Kicking soccer balls downtown.
Kicking other balls,
knock down.
Excersizing with my bike.
Me and you look much alike.
~Chorus~
It's Tuesday, Tuesday.
Gotta do a hop on Tuesday.
Write an essay,
do ballet,
then we'll see how much we weigh.
Tuesday, Tuesday.
Gotta do a hop on Tuesday.
Stretching out this rubber band.
Girl Scout cookie in my hand.
Baking a, baking a CAKE.
Printing out, printing out DRAKE.
Now it's time to watch T.V.
My favorite show is on at three.
Yesterday was Monday Monday
Today it is Tuesday Tuesday
We, we, we punched an owl.
We punched an owl.
His eyes were furry like a creepy guy.
Tomorrow is Wed-nes-day.
And Thursday comes after WORDS~.
I don't want this Tuesday to END~!
~Rap part~
I'm just a creep hanging in this van.
I ate a bug.
I thought it was a pecan.
Walkin' outside,
into the driveway.
I didn't go anywhere.
I felt like a blue jay.
Grammie gave me a pack of tissues.
How did she know I had a lot of nose issues?
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday, Sunday.
IT"S TUESDAY GUYS!
~Chorus~
It's Tuesday, Tuesday.
Gotta do a hop on Tuesday.
Write an essay,
do ballet,
then we'll see how much we weigh.
Tuesday, Tuesday.
Gotta do a hop on Tuesday.
Stretching out this rubber band.
Girl Scout cookie in my hand.
Baking a, baking a CAKE.
Printing out, printing out DRAKE.
Now it's time to watch T.V.
My favorite show is on at three.
We worked on the fashion workshop and we were up from dusk to dawn but eventually we all slept at least on hour I'll give u the full report later once I feel like taking pictures and so on. Here r the links 2 the music videos of these songs:
Last Friday night (TGIF)
Tuesday, Friday parody